Scene: A telephone conversation between (NYC music promoter) Frank Wood and your humble M-Word representative.
Wood: Hey hey hey. This is Wood.
M-Word: Hi, Frank. What’s up?
Wood: You all set for tomorrow night* at Pussycat Lounge?
Wood: Listen, its going to be you guys and some other acts, and it’s some kind of Howard
Stern/First amendment benefit.
M-Word: It’s a benefit for Howard Stern?
Wood: No, it’s a benefit for the First Amendment. The people that are putting it together, they’re using Howard Stern’s name. And there’s a chance that he’ll be at the show.
M-Word: How can you have a benefit for the First Amendment? What does that even mean?
Wood: I don’t know.
M-Word: You can’t give the proceeds to an amendment.
Wood: I don’t know anything about it.
M-Word: OK... We’ll be there. See you later.
*This conversation took place on Wednesday.
8:30 pm @ Pussycat Lounge (upstairs)
96 Greenwich St. New York City 2 blocks South of World Trade Center/Ground zero.
Some kind of “First Amendment” benefit.
Microscopic chance of meeting Howard Stern
Closest subway: the 1/9 to Rector Street